put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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