You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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