well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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