Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
