Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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