playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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