omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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