Your mouth is God's brothel.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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