I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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