Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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