if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize