found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It's never too late to be topless.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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