This girl is more easily done than said...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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