no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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