I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize