On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
