I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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