dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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