some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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