Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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