Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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