she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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