GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize