I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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