Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize