I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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