Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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