did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.