I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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