Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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