Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
