Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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