In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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