We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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