I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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