I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Mom said you looked used
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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