Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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