I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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