I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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