so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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