Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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