Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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