I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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