a queef is a wish your heart makes.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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