I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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