I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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