..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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