i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
And then he peed in my hair
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
