$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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