There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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