I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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