You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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