I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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