dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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