It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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