if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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