David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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