how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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