That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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This baby is an asshole
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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